I know, it’s a terrible question, isn’t it? Now that summer is here (and especially after the horror show of the last two years) I think a lot of people are feeling the familiar, oppressive dread of needing to get ‘beach body ready’. If you listen to a large proportion of the media, that’s defined as: lose weight, tone up, remove all your body hair (apart from on your head, that needs to get long and beachy and just the right tone of sunkissed), pedicures, manicures, an even